Truck Duck...WTF

The world would truly be a better place if we all had a truck duck. I'm replacing Norland that POS with a Mallard. At a minimum it's hygiene would be better...
Thanks to Mikey from Steel for the chuckle and smiles.

Bruce County Sunset

Sometimes on lifes little journeys one just has to pull over and take it all in.

Summer Nights

Kickin back enjoying a Muskoka Summer night.

Strike?

I went to the Liquor Store tonight to pick up some fag beers for the weekend. To my dismay there was a huge sign on the door stating "no Debit or Credit...Machines down"
No worries I thought...we have cash. We continue on into a store that looked like it had a going out of business sale the day before and we were a day late. OMG... the place was smashed. Looted would be a better description. LOL!!
I guess the threat of a strike forced people to face the reality that the elixir that actually makes them marginally tolerable to society may not be available. The possibility that they may have to face life sober scared the sh*t out of them so much so that they spent $$$ in droves. The rye section was 98% empty. Seriously...that is a big mf'ing wall and it was barren. Funny sh*t! If we could some how trick people to vote or give blood in the same fashion our nation would be a better place.
I know...If you vote you get a free mickey or if you give a pint you get a pint.

Canadians...we truly are a funny sort. You can tax us to death, F*ck up our health care system, give away our country to foreign interest but if you threaten our booze or smokes then look the F*ck out because we will unite!
We are doomed... :0(

P.S. I am convinced the "no Debit or Credit...Machines down" scenario was fabricated in order to save some inventory. Doomed I say...

The Flora and Fauna of the Bruce

If one never looks one will never find. If one looks with true determination one will be rewarded greatly...














I often wonder how many people go through life never looking.

I had the privaledge of spending another weekend on the Bruce with the girls. Temps in the low to mid 20's, crystal clear blue skies, and stellar accomodations.
Life is good.

Muskoka Spring

Ontario has so many unique geographical areas. One of my favourites is the Muskoka's.
Known best for it's stunning fall foliage the Muskoka's can offer some stunning colour in the spring. One just has to look a little harder.

Stokes Bay

The end of the spring fishery markes the beginning of other passions...spending time in the North. I had the opportunity to visit The Bruce this weekend with a friend and help him with a cottage project.

We are blessed to live in such a beautiful province...

Harv has Monkey Balls...

Well as fate and dumb luck would have it our little river embraced the precip from last Thursday and shot up in level. It was looking like she was going to come into shape for Sunday...

I was content on wrapping up my season when Harv threw out an invite to fish some time over the next couple of days. We made plans for Sunday figuring the river would have risen slightly and we would be in for a moderate flow of crystal clear water.
Miraculously, late Saturday afternoon the water site updated and it was overly apparent that the river blew out big time from the rain that was falling when I last left her banks. The graph was also indicating that she was going to be fishable but large and on the edge for vis. I quickly shot Harv an email informing him of the good news and to tell him to wrap up some larger bags for the big water. Harv replied back saying he had already tied up a bunch of bags and if need be would double bag or use what he refers to as Monkey Balls . LOL!!! Monkey Balls???WTF I thought to myself.

We met up at 5am Sunday morning at Northville and made the remainder of the ride up the lake where Harv explained the entire Monkey Balls concept. You see Monkey Balls is when you take two different coloured roe bags and put them on your hook. He continued to tell me the story of when he invented the concept while fishing with his dad. OMG...RUBE! I thought to myself. LOL!!!!!!!!
We arrive at the river and performed the ritual transformation into geared up fishing Nerds and made the hike back to the river. She was indeed large and had a greyish hue to her. Definitely fishable and would only improve as the morning went on. We decided on our starting point and made the river crossing over to the "New Run". The crossing was very tricky but we managed unscathed. It wasn't long before I hooked up with a torpedo of a Hen and put her on the bank. A few drifts later and I was into a smallmouth. We continued to fish and I hooked up again with a leaper that gave me a run for my money. It took everything I had to keep the line tight as the fish raced towards me and eventually leaped and spit the hook. Good for him I said to Harv and we had a chuckle. Shortly after Harv hooks up with a hot fish that screamed downriver towards the overhanging tree. Harv manages to put the breaks on her then proclaims he hit this fish on Monkey Balls! "Monkey Balls" I yelled..."Monkey Balls" "Listen" I told him. "If you are gonna fish freaky shit like that you will not be allowed down here!" We shared a laugh. As Harv continued to fight the fish I broke out the camera and got the ordeal on video for the world to witness that Monkey Balls catch fish. OMG!!!!!
We fished the remainder of the morning with moderate success. We put a few on the bank and shared alot of laughs. We couldn't have asked for a better day. It was nice to have another crack at the home water in her prime.








Harv's Monkey Balls in action...LOL!!!!

Harv's Monkey Balls from Brian M on Vimeo.

Opportunity knocks...

Ideal river conditions present themselves ever so seldom this time of the year and to miss an opportunity at a system when it comes into it's own is an injustice. Today I had the pleasure of fishing our little piece of heaven on the drop from it's second bump this week. Solitude, Emerald green water, long lean bullets, heart stopping aerials and even a tight chromer were the order of the day. Late Spring fishing can sometimes be outstanding and today was one of those outings. There was a presence on the river but once I exercised my legs I disappered into the back waters.
When I hiked out of the Shire the rain was falling hard. I can only imagine how she will fish Sunday morning...Hmmmmmmm perhaps...
I fished hard today and my aging body is constantly reminding me of that. No doubt a price for todays rewards.

A price I'll gladly pay again and again. We often take for granted the fishery we have here in the Great Lakes. Today was another reminder of just how fortunate we are.



Slideshow of the highlights enjoy...

Norland's Opener

Nothing like shaking that "first fish funk"...Nobody does it like Norland.

Enjoy the video and pay particular attention to the audio. The birds are putting on a symphany.



Norland 2009 Opener from Brian M on Vimeo.

Ontario Opener 2009

It's been a while since I last fished an opener in Ontario. I used to live for it. I mean I would save vacation time, arrange my personal life around it and count the days until the last Saturday in April. Oh my that is a sad tale...
Having not had the opportunity to fish with Norland a great deal this year I coaxed him into spending the day on our home trib for the 2009 opener. If for nothing more a walk in the bush and a pre-fall preview of a river that had seen two separate epic flood stage events this year. One thing for certain...we were not going in with grand expectations of fish and solitude. You see, opener in Ontario is like a sale at the beer store...It don't happen too often and there ain't gonna be too many peeps that miss out on it.

Aside from the imminent inrush of vermin on the river we were going to have to contend with unseasonably high temps, low water, and bugs...friggin bugs.
I have to say, all in all we managed to pull off another quality day on the river. We caught a few fish, shared many laughs, swatted many a bug and witnessed first hand the raw power mother nature instilled upon our poor little river. Most importantly I got to spend what might be my last day of the season on the river with a great friend. Norland you are the gayest POS I know. Thanks for taking the day and getting out there with me.




Slide show credits go out to Old Man Norland and Myself...Enjoy!

I love my wife...

Having had a rather stressful couple of weeks and with my birthday around the corner my wife approached me with a rather odd request.
Simply put she said "we should get away, do you think you could get that cabin in MI for the weekend?" Having just returned from there she had seen my pictures of our accommodations and was intrigued. This would afford her some much needed R&R and me a wonderful birthday present on the Manistee. How could anyone say no to a request like that? Seriously...
So I got to work and made the arrangements. The girls were more than happy to spend the weekend with friends and family and the Cabin owner as equally happy to generate some much needed revenue. Next thing you know we are driving across the state early Friday morning with a van full of supplies, the dog, a killer weekend forecast, and piscatorial anticipation. Heather's boss lent her his waders and we had purchased her a 24hr license with high hopes of getting her into a nice MI steelie. My wife used to come along with me on local fishing outing when we were dating buy had never really gone steelheading with me so I was hoping we would turn a fish or two.
Arriving at our accommodations I offloaded the supplies while my wife toured her "cabin in the woods". To say she was impressed was an understatement and I think I will have a hard time going back without her. By now we were approaching 2pm and the heat of the day was at it's peak. Like many die hard steelheaders I'll take a freezing day on the water over a warm one any time but my wife was enjoying the unseasonably high temps to say the least. Thinking my wife may not want to fish to the extent that my OCD tendencies will drive me towards I suggested she bring a chair and her book. Keeping that in mind we decided to hit the sawdust section as it is a beautiful section of the river where one can easily escape the stresses of life and become lost in nature. Arriving at the access site I was surprised to only see a handful of cars. The camping section was full and the same crews was still there from the week prior. We geared up and made our way to the river. Thinking about starting out at the long run to the right from the bottom of the hill I peeked over the bank to see 6 guys waist deep. It was reminiscent of an Ontario river after opener and my stomach slightly knotted up. We crossed our fingers and hiked further down to the section where we had our best luck last week. Amazingly enough this section was uninhabited so we started our afternoon there. The river was very clean and had dropped about 6-8". This section affords some depth so it had taken on that ever so alluring emerald glow. I had a good feeling and gave Heather a brief rundown on the pool and how to approach it. I have to give her credit as she stuck it out for a while to no avail before the call of the chair and book was too much to resist. I continued to do my thing and made my way up and down and in and out of the river. This water was awesome but we could not turn a fish. Sometimes that just the way it goes. The armada of riverboat traffic surely didn't help things. We decided to cut our losses and head back to the cabin. It was approaching 4:30 and the fresh air must have gotten to Heather as she was thinking nap time while I was thinking here was an opportunity to slide down to Suicide as we did rather well there last week in the evenings. Once again the parking lot was rather empty and I ran into a nice gentlemen just walking back from a full days fishing. He was quick to comment on the lack of fish and informed me the entire section to the right at the bottom of the stairs was all mine if I was so inclined.
That was enough to convince me to make the climb down the million stairs to the river bank. The sun was just at the right angle that afforded some shade down in the tail out so started to make my way down there floating along the way. With the exception of a few 1 lb brownies an uncomfortable theme was starting to settle in on this trip. I made the hike out just before 7 pm and headed back to the cabin.
Heather was just getting up from her nap and we decided to take Cody for a nice walk down the road to a field where I had just passed three deer on my drive back. It was exceptional spring weather and I really shouldn't complain about it. Just not fishing weather. Being a lab Cody is always in his element when we are North and longs for the long walks. I can only imagine how his nose must go into overdrive with all the critter smells and the like. After returning to the cabin we had a nice meal and settled done on the couch with some TV and a nice fire in the fire place. (note to self...when you think the damper is open...visually check with a flash light! IDIOT)
5 am came too early the next morning and I found myself drinking coffee with baileys on the couch waiting for the first signs of daylight. I was certain I could turn a fish or two down at Sawdust and that was my plan. Arriving at the access point I wasn't surprised to be alone. MI fishermen like their sleep and first light is seldom busy in my experience. I gave the first run a decent go to no avail and decided I better head down to the preferred water before the troops started their decent on the river. The sun was just starting to peek over top of the hills and the reflection of the trees and sun from the far bank on the water was hypnotic.
I pounded this particular section of river from top to bottom to no avail but still I kept my confidence in check. I was certain there were fish here when what I figured was a fair sized brown rose and took a fly in some swift water very close to the bank just up from me. I made a perfect cast way above from where the fish rose and started to mend my line as the float meandered down towards me. Suddenly the float dropped and instinct had me abruptly pull back on the big rod. The rod loaded up and a familiar thumping action ensued. I was certain it was a 1-2 lb resident brown when the thumping increased in severity and duration. Suddenly the fish exhibited its power and I immediately knew it was a MI steelie. The week prior I had noticed similar patterns in these fish where they initially sound in the current as if they are unaware they are hooked until they realize they are and explode. It was very hard to tell how big this fish was as I could not get the fish remotely close enough to have a glimpse. The battle ensued for quite some time until I finally got a glimpse of a long drop back buck. With luck on my side I managed to swing him onto the beach and give my aching shoulders a break. The power and grace of these MI fish never cease to impress me and this fellow was eager to get on his way. After a few quick photos he did just that and returned to the section from which he came. It was very cool to see that fish actively feeding on flies off the surface and as equally cool to have picked him out of that run. By now the river boat traffic was starting to show up and I decided I had enough time on the water for the morning. It was time to head back to the cabin, make breakfast for Heather, and have a lazy morning. Later in the day we decided to checkout Bear Creek at the Coates Highway bridge. The river was looking rather skinny so it was not a viable option. With this days increased temps and full sun I figured Suicide and Sawdust would be not better than Fridays experience. We decided to take a leisurely drive over to Tippy and show Heather the circus. The parking lot on the Wellston side was 3/4 full and the majority of peeps would no doubt be fishing above the coffer. I decided to gear up and hope for some room below to get a few drifts in. Heather brought her book and chair and we made the descent down the stairs. There were a few fish being taken and the river looked very appealing. I did manage to find an opportunity to drop into the river at the first bend and picked up a chunky brown but now steelies. All the water that I would have loved to float was occupied by lead chuckers or riverboats. Nonetheless it was still nice to spend some time on the river and take in the entertainment. On our exit from the river we had a chuckle after reading some MI sportsman's interpretation of PETA plastered on the back of his 4X4. On our way back to the cabin we took the back roads and did some wildlife spotting. There was no shortage of turkey, deer and grouse viewing opportunities on this trip. Arriving back to the cabin I threw the steaks on the grill and and cracked a few cold ones. After supper we settled onto the couch and watched a movie and a had few more cold ones before crashing for the night.
Sunday morning the alarm beckoned very early but was quickly silenced never to be heard from again. I felt my time would be best spent in the warmth of a comfy bed to catch up on some sleep. It was nice to sleep in and have a lazy morning before the 4 hr drive home. Another terrific trip over to the West side. I like it over there. It has a relaxed pace and feel. The rivers are stunning and the people are genuinely friendly. I know my wife enjoyed herself and will most certainly be up for a return trip to the cabin at some point in time. The fishing she can do without but the relaxed pace, silence, and lack of distraction is right down her alley.